About Us

Since 1994 the Almond Society of California has been dedicated to the health and wellbeing of every Californian. We promote the safe consumption of Almonds and Almond related products through informative adveritising, voter outreach, and public service announcements. We understand that keeping balanced nutrition in your life is hard in these trying times and so we've created the Almonds: We're Here For You campaign to make sure every Californian is aware of what a great choice Almonds are for balanced and whole nutrition.

Water Use

You may not know this, but Almond growing actually doesn't use any groundwater! Instead, through a patented process, developed with research expedited by the California Department of Containment, Almond growers are able to get all of the nutrients, like nitrogen, carbon, and yes, H20, purely from our AlmondGrowtm formula!

AlmondGrowtm is the Next Generation of TreeBig, developed in a partnership with the California Department of Containment. We're able to preserve precious groundwater, while also providing important nutritional value to survivors, and at a fraction of the previous costs. This means cheaper almonds for you, with no increased rationing. That's why the Almond Socity of California wants you to know: Almonds are the Only water-safe choice for you and your loved ones.

Child Safety

Unlike other nutritional options, Almonds are known to be completely safe for children to consume. We've thorougly tested every formulation of Almond, as well as AlmondGrowtm and can conclusively state that adverse reactions to Almonds were well under the mandatory reporting threshold. As of January 22, 2024 there have been no confirmed incidents of Almond Syndrome amond children.

If you notice any of the following symptoms in you or your loved ones within 3 hours of consuming Almonds you must immediately contact the California Department of Containment.

  • Vomiting Blood
  • Blood in Your Stool
  • Altered Mental State
  • Paranoid Delusions
  • Skin Lesions
  • Fast-onset hair-loss
  • Spontaneous and previously unknown musical talent

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